i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
4 words: hood of his car
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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