I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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