I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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