the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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