Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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