For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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