im about as happy as oj after his trial
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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