So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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