just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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