I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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