I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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