is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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