She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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