**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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