hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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