I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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