All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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