The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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