We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
These tits shall not be calmed
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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