Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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