Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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