do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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