And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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