would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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