How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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