I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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