White coat. Heels.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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