honey bunches of taint.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I want her autograph on my taint
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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