But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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