TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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