Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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