Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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