She went from zero to smokin in five shots
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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