Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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