apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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