gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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