but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He told me they were just razor bumps!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
They have beer where we have blood.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
