Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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