found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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