I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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