drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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