Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i dont even know how to be here
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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