White coat. Heels.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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