If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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