Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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