She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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