Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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