I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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