Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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