erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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