apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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