Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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