i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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