Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I am full of burrito and curiosity
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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