i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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