he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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