i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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